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#Worldle #579 4/6 (100%) ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿช™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr ๐Ÿ“ท #WhereTaken๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #162 4/6 ๐ŸŽ‰โญโญโญ wheretakenusa.teuteuf.fr

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Iโ€™m wasted on this audience (my parents). The TV just had some ad where a woman had all of her toes amputated due to diabetes, showed her nub foot. She said โ€œyou never think itโ€™ll happen to you, but until you put your foot into someone elseโ€™s shoesโ€ฆโ€ and I said โ€œHa! Was that a pun?? That was toe-tally a punโ€ฆโ€ and dad was like โ€œyeahโ€.

I crave appreciation for my comedy and Iโ€™m not getting it from these supposed โ€œloved onesโ€.

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Itโ€™s a tough crowdโ€ฆ Tougher than callous. I see you.

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Maybe if you told some jokes you might get a better reaction. ๐Ÿ˜

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Itโ€™s not easy to get a foot in.

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Mean! Looks like youโ€™re looking to make an arch enemyโ€ฆ

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3 points

You have no sole

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They should toe the line and laugh at your jokes

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5 points

American ads are fucking weird.

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Righto peeps, youโ€™ve all heard of buses replacing trains, but what aboutโ€ฆ taxis replacing buses?

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PTV usually have a few Maxi Taxiโ€™s on call for complete stuff ups.

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Yeah, Iโ€™ve only ended up in one once which was when vline completely screwed up their schedule and the train I was trying to take to Eaglehawk was about 40 minutes late, but they wanted to turn it around at Bendigo to try and get the return service running on time and save at least part of their timetable. The conductor came around and asked who was going to Eaglehawk and then called a taxi for the 8 or so of us that were trying to get there

But this is slightly more interesting because this is a permanent replacement. Evidently theyโ€™ve decided itโ€™s cheaper to just call a taxi for the people who want to get there than run a bus service anymore, but I guess for some reason they canโ€™t actually scrap the route

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thatโ€™d be a WILD taxi ride. Its a great drive!

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Yeah it would be interesting. Part of me really wants to do it just because of the sheer oddity

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Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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Throat is still killing me. Whatever will help with that please chef ๐Ÿ˜ž

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๐Ÿ—ก๏ธamputation?

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Yes please ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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3 points

Red flannel hash and coffee please.

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๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ›‘โ˜•๏ธ

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Thank you very kindly! I do enjoy a good hash in the morning. I hope you have enjoyed a good breakfast too.

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Just did a dash outside. Another bathtub of coffee and some of those cheesy potat pancakes, please chef.
Also throw in what you want for yourself on me. :)

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๐Ÿ›โ˜•๏ธ

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅž

Thank you. Nasi lemak for me today ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿš

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4 points

Yesterdayโ€™s clone quit in a huff and is now nesting in a cupboardโ€ฆgot any others?

The cheesy pancakes sound good, too

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๐Ÿฆฉ

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅž

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Lovely, thanks chef! Iโ€™ll start this one with some light admin so as not to scare it off

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Iโ€™m feeling a bit peckish, can I please have one scattering of celestial objects? And Iโ€™ll take the dressing on the side please chef.

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โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ซโ˜„๏ธโœจโญ๏ธ

๐ŸŒช๏ธ

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14 points

Please enjoy waking up to a photo of a bear having a bath

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8 points

clean bear

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4 points

Very clean, but is bear pondering honey or picanick baskets?

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3 points

๐Ÿฏ

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