The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste

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Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I’d take it in a heartbeat.

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It has a bit of a case of “so bad it’s good”. It’s fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

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19 points

You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light

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man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street

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8 points

You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃

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Oh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.

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I like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene

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I would pay to live here lmao

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Hey man 70s stuff is starting to become fashionable again

And me too

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Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

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Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

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In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

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“I hate everything about this” would have been quicker to type.

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8 points

It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.

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Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

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As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don’t think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

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You only need to convice your SO then :)

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Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

Like what the fuck were they thinking?

All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that’s just aesthetics. Maybe we’ll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

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Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.

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Nothing wrong with dark wood panelling.

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Shiplap is this generation’s wood paneling

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The 80’s weren’t afraid to be bold. I’ve seen a 1980’s bathroom fixture catalog that featured onyx black toilets and sinks.

But yes carpet in a bathroom can impale itself right on Satan’s penis.

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Carpeting around the toilet 🤮🤮

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The wood paneling no longer meets fire code in many districts in the US.

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This. This is a proper fuckatorium.

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kinda shocked of all things people don’t mention the ceiling mirror

literally only one reason that exists

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fuckateria

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