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what do you do when you're alone in an elevator

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How many of you practice your karate.

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Glide@lemmy.ca
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…wait?

Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

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jhn@xffxe4.lol
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Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.

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Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER

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heartlessevil@lemmy.one
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I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

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andrew@lemmy.dblclk.dev
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I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…

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grin@grinnit.grin.hu
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Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.

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Murais@lemmy.one
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Fart.

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tunetardis@lemmy.ca
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So it’s you…

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👍Maximum Derek👍@social.fossware.space
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…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.

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tma1180@lemmy.ca
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And then hope it doesn’t stop to let others in before you reach your floor.

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DelvianSeek@lemmy.world
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I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy

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