302 points
*

His plane has crashed and he’s on the passenger list, but it’s not proven yet that he was on the plane. He’s the person, who faked his death in the past.

permalink
report
reply
72 points
*

It seems like oddly coincidental timing that Russia also officially relieved Surovikin as head of the airforce today (he still hasn’t been seen since the mutiny): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/23/russia-removes-sergei-surovikin-as-head-of-aerospace-forces

Not saying he’s definitely dead, but I doubt this is him faking his own death so much as him slipping an assassination attempt if he’s alive.

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

Ah yes. The general who the Kremlin said was “resting.” Nothing ominous about that.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Death is the ultimate rest

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Agreed, coordinated take down of Prigozhin and his allies.

permalink
report
parent
reply
66 points

I heard it played out exactly like the opening scene from Dark Knight Rises, too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
31 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

i want to get a hug from Tom Hardy too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

It would be extremely painful

permalink
report
parent
reply
53 points
*

There were 10 people on the plane (3 pilots, 7 passengers) but they only recovered 8 bodies…

THERE’S A CHANCE HE’S ALIVE!

permalink
report
parent
reply
59 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
53 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

They expect one eight of us in the wreckage, brother.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

the fire rises

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Oh thank god!

permalink
report
parent
reply
-12 points

Imagine blowing up a $5M Embraer just to fake his own death - and kill others in the process.

I’m sure Putin’s chef had money lying around, but burning all that cash sounds a little desperate to me.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Raise hands if you’d rather die for realsies to save $5M in expenses

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

That’s not what I said.

permalink
report
parent
reply
217 points

Impressive Russia was able to push an entire plane out of a high rise window.

permalink
report
reply
77 points
*

If only America knew about this trick before 9/11

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

It was Novichok-ing the tires…

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points
*

Aren’t airplane “accidents” more of a traditional CIA method? Not saying it was them, but from Putin I would expect poison or window.

Or maybe this is how Prigozhin decided to disappear. He may be on a beach in the Caribbean drinking a piña colada for all we know.

It’s funny how nobody actually believes this was an accident.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Maybe it was Homelander.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Torrijos and Roldos instantly come to mind.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

they put polonium-210 in the engines

permalink
report
parent
reply
123 points

Hexbear and default lemmy libs coming together to laugh at prigozhin getting merced is so goddamn funny lmao.

Literally the no more brother wars meme

permalink
report
reply
49 points

Gotta take a moment to appreciate the little things

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Default lemmy libs are happy the leader of a war-crimes-for-hire org is dead.

Hexbear smoothbrains are happy that daddy Putin murdered a political rival.

We are not the same.

permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

Nah i’m happy that another war criminal Nazi is dead, literally no hexbear user likes either prigozhin or putin

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Oh, I must have had you confused for another group. Thanks for the correction.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points
*

Hexbear smoothbrains are happy that daddy Putin murdered a political rival.

This nonsense is like screaming that Charles Dickens writes books about scifi robots in space. It just demonstrates that you’ve completely failed to do even the most basic level of effort to understand what the actual beliefs of anyone on Hexbear are. You just completely make up your own reality based on some cartoon you have in your head.

Like seriously, go and talk to people first before stating such wrong things so matter of factly.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Ok, thank you for the correction. My mistake was believing what others had said about hexbear rather than reading posts in the community myself.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Putin 🤝 Hexbear 🤝 Lemmy

permalink
report
parent
reply
119 points

No more half measures, Vladmir

permalink
report
reply
45 points
*

Vladimuh shot him with an AA

permalink
report
parent
reply
116 points

I’ve never seen tankies and libs ever so united in celebration.

permalink
report
reply
127 points

It’s as if leftists do not actually like Putin or any of the other ghouls on the Russian side, but are instead critical of NATO and willing to consider NATO opponents as rational actors instead of cartoon villains.

permalink
report
parent
reply
57 points

I oppose NATO over other Ghoulish countries because it’s a greater threat to the world right now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

How is it a threat to anyone outside of Russia?

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points

Russia is a country run by cartoon villains. Can you not picture Shoigu sneaking up behind someone with a large round bomb that says ACME on it, only to discover that the fuse has been accidentally lit by a soldiers cigarette?

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

I think most people of the left or right can see the situation for what it is. However Russia is obviously crafting messages to appeal to those on the extremes. When you see people on the hard left screeching about Ukrainian Nazis or advancing absurd peace deals then they’ve been gotten at. When you see people from the hard right screeching about Ukrainian immigrants or the cost of the war vs America / Europe first then you know they’ve been gotten at.

As for Prigozhin, I think most people, even Russians are glad that he is dead but for different reasons. Seems clear that Putin murdered him for his disloyalty but nobody in Ukraine is going to mourn his loss for the spent force that is Wagner.

permalink
report
parent
reply
86 points

People think Ukraine has a Nazi problem because western media was shouting about it from the rooftops for a decade before the invasion. Then they only whispered it if they mentioned it at all but they kept on posting pictures of Ukrainian soldiers with Nazi insignia plastered on their faces or their equipment. Or photos of politicians with a portrait of Bandera on the wall above their desk. The gullible liberal journalists didn’t even know what they had to censor out at the start of the war.

Unlike libs, the ‘hard’ left didn’t start looking at Ukraine on the date of the invasion and they didn’t wipe their memories clean of the historical context. A conspiracy involving Russian propagandists isn’t needed to explain this.

Neither are Russian propagandists needed to explain that racist westerners are going to be racist against immigrants and refugees, wherever they’re from.

permalink
report
parent
reply
44 points

most people of the left or right can see the situation for what it is

I couldn’t disagree more. In this thread I have someone telling me Ukraine is currently pushing Russia back despite the front not moving appreciably for nearly a year now. It’s also common to hear Putin described as a mustache-twirling villain who just woke up one day and said “I will conquer the whole of Ukraine in three days,” a take similarly detached from reality.

permalink
report
parent
reply

advancing absurd peace deals then they’ve been gotten at.

You do realize that in order to minimize (working class) casualties some kind of peace deal needs to be signed? And in order to sign a peace deal first there needs to be a ceasefire? The sooner the ceasefire starts, the better.

Are you saying that western politicians torpedoing any kind of truce and/or peace deal is “Russian misinfo”?

spoiler

Russia and Ukraine may have agreed on a tentative deal to end the war in April [2022], according to a recent piece in Foreign Affairs.

“Russian and Ukrainian negotiators appeared to have tentatively agreed on the outlines of a negotiated interim settlement,” wrote Fiona Hill and Angela Stent. “Russia would withdraw to its position on February 23, when it controlled part of the Donbas region and all of Crimea, and in exchange, Ukraine would promise not to seek NATO membership and instead receive security guarantees from a number of countries.”

The news highlights the impact of former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s efforts to stop negotiations, as journalist Branko Marcetic noted on Twitter. The decision to scuttle the deal coincided with Johnson’s April visit to Kyiv, during which he reportedly urged Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to break off talks with Russia for two key reasons: Putin cannot be negotiated with, and the West isn’t ready for the war to end.

The apparent revelation raises some key questions: Why did Western leaders want to stop Kyiv from signing a seemingly good deal with Moscow? Do they consider the conflict a proxy war with Russia? And, most importantly, what would it take to get back to a deal?

JACQUES BAUD: * In fact, in my book I mention only Ukrainian sources, and Ukrainian sources said explicitly that Boris Johnson and the West basically prevented a peace agreement. So that’s not an invention from some Putin partisan here the West; that’s also what the Ukrainians felt. And you had a third occasion when that happened, that was in August, when you had this meeting between [Turkish president] Erdoğan and Zelenskyy in Lviv. And here again, Erdoğan offered his services to mediate some negotiation with the Russians, and just a few days after that Boris Johnson came unexpectedly in Kiev, and again, in a very famous press conference he said explicitly, ‘No negotiations with the Russians. We have to fight. There is no room for negotiation with the Russians.’

the cost of the war

Should we ignore the significant human and economic costs of the ongoing war and the support for the military-industrial complex? Why? Is this some kind of noble war against Sauron or what?

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Ghouls can be rational actors without not being ghouls.

If a ghoul’s fundamental values involve control, domination and power, doing everything they can in a bid to control a strip of land recently found to have plenty of energy natural resources would be a rational action from their point of view, even if it involves provoking immense suffering upon millions of people. You don’t get to say that US presidents’ actions can only be explained by the hubris of people and systems that want endless growth and control, but Putin’s actions cannot.

If NATO has historically sucked, but countries surrounding the country led by that ghoul rationally feel the need to protect themselves, it’s logical they’ll want to join NATO.

The question here is why you’re far more willing to accept the rationality of Putin than the rationality of his victims when they legitimately ask for NATO’s support to defend themselves, and instead attribute them the category of sheep easily manipulated by NATO rather than accepting their autonomy and sovereignity to make their own decisions.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

You don’t get to say that US presidents’ actions can only be explained by the hubris of people and systems that want endless growth and control, but Putin’s actions cannot.

This is the start of a cogent argument but it needs to be followed through.

The flip side of the coin is that you don’t get to accept that “US presidents’ actions can … be explained by … want[ing] endless growth and control” and reject any notion that it would use Ukraine to secure endless growth for itself. This may not be you. But it follows logically for those who understand that the US/NATO is the greatest threat to world peace.

If profit drives Putin, why Ukraine and not another neighbour who hasn’t been courting NATO and accepting western money, weapons, training, etc since at least circa 2014? The answer is because the US chose Ukraine to provoke Russia.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

It seems they also have a tendency to consider NATO as cartoons villains. Also, tankies are not the average lefties, they are at the extreme of the left.

permalink
report
parent
reply
54 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
47 points

“Cartoon villain” here means “a villain who is just intrinsically evil and does evil things as a result.” Contrast this with real people, who generally have material or ideological motivational for the actions they take.

The left views NATO as evil not because it’s full of cartoon villains, but because it is an organization that consciously, due to material and ideological motivations, chooses to immiserate the global south for the benefit of its constituent countries’ ruling classes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

I assume that means you haven’t read “Left-wing” communism, an infantile disorder by Lenin.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Fuck it, one struggle

permalink
report
parent
reply
61 points

He died so the lemmy community could heal 🕊

permalink
report
parent
reply

It’s kinda beautiful actually. He and 9 others died so that 253 people would stop bickering for 37 minutes 😭

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

😌

permalink
report
parent
reply
48 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
40 points

No one likes mercenaries after all.

permalink
report
parent
reply
34 points
*
big emojis

“prigozhin got whacked lmao”

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

We from neither are also pretty whelmed by this turn of events

permalink
report
parent
reply
28 points

He already mentioned liberals

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
*

Nobody even knows what people who say that mean. By context it seems to imply moderate right wingers or some “enlightened centrists” which ironically will also join the choir of calling people that. Just trumpist lingo “woke/lib/commie/feminist bad”

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I dunno, this seems good for Putin to me. But I’m not an expert in geopolitics and war…

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Eh, it’s debatable. He had already shipped Wagner off to Belarus and folded the Wagner troops into the Belarus military, so Wagner was pretty effectively de-fanged at that point. The only thing Putin gained by this was sending a message to anyone else that decided to stand up to him, although if anyone still didn’t understand that Putin tends to assassinate people who displease him they haven’t been paying attention since like 1980 when Putin was still actually KGB. This is very on brand for Putin, although it is a bit novel to apparently go with airplane “crash” rather than his usual standbys of poisoning, “falling” out of windows, or tripping down flights of stairs/elevator shafts and landing on bullets.

On the other hand, it does make Putin look scared and weak that he felt the need to assassinate someone who he had already effectively defeated, without needing to fire a shot at that. I still wonder how he pulled that off. He must have either had some seriously damning dirt on Prigozhin, or else made him one hell of a deal to get him to about face and march right out of Russia. Maybe Putin just straight up threatened to nuke him if he got any closer to Moscow and he decided not to try to call Putin’s bluff.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

It’s a lemmy special

permalink
report
parent
reply

World News

!worldnews@lemmy.ml

Create post

News from around the world!

Rules:

  • Please only post links to actual news sources, no tabloid sites, etc

  • No NSFW content

  • No hate speech, bigotry, propaganda, etc

Community stats

  • 4.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 11K

    Posts

  • 126K

    Comments