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That is such ugly decorating, but 8,500 sq feet? Who the fuck needs a house that big? Is it a hotel? The high price doesn’t even seem crazy for that much house and land but can’t imagine there are jobs to pay for a mortgage on it in Des Plains. If it was here someone would buy it, tear everything down and put a bunch of houses on the property, that’s what happens here with any chunk of land like that for sale.

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I actually really like the dead tree staircase space.

It’s the too-large bedroom with wooden floor that feels wonkiest to me.

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How big is this house tho

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Why do the last pictures show another kitchen? And in those what’s in that bathroom’s sink? It’s like an entire ass exploded.

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Think the house has three kitchens in total. The huge one. a normal-sized one, then a third one in a separate apartment.

Suspect it was designed for multiple generations of the same family to live together & maybe the apartment was for staff?

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The main building has two kitchens, with the guest house housing a third. Oh, and it’s got six bathrooms!

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I’ve seen this in lots of big house but don’t understand: why are there houses with more bathrooms than bedrooms? Does everyone need to shit at the same time? Full bowel occupancy?

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One ensuite for each bedroom, plus one or two general bathrooms for guests.

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There are dead trees in the vast majority of houses.

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Especially in a few months.

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