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Is he an ass? The name sounds sort of familiar, but I don’t know who this dude is.

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His sole piece of merchandise reads “Socialism Is For F*gs.” Asterisk included.

He claims it says “figs.” Because he’s an idiot, and he thinks you are too.

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Jesus christ

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Yes. Yes he is. I didn’t realize that meme was him. Now I’m retroactively pissed.

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Damn, I just know the meme. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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31 points

Beat me to it by mere minutes.

Also, fuck Steven “Emotional Abuser” Chowder.

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the poster child for all screaming, pants-wetting Momma’s Boys

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Is there a meme generator for this?

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We can only hope someone will make one using this, I (like many) hate the guy in the original picture from this post.

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I really need to get back into webdev

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Amen

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No, he does not. He doesn’t even deserve to be remembered at all.

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Free healthcare? All the implants I want?

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Unfortunately also all the implants you don’t want

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Oh, you’ll want them, alright. Or rather, the Borg will want them, and after you’re assimilated there won’t be any difference.

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Ha yeah that’s true. So hey, no downsides! Where do I sign up‽

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If it means not having to deal with capitalism anymore I’d get in line too tbh.

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  • Free healthcare

  • Free public housing

  • No debt

  • Spend all your days cruising the galaxy with your buds, looking for more people who want to join the party

Yeah, I’m not clear what’s on this list that I’m not supposed to like.

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And everyone shares thoughts instantly so you just know their meme culture is off the charts.

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The Federation doesn’t have capitalism either (well, again this depends on the writer, but Picard was quite clear about it in one episode).

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I would absolutely line up to be assimilated. I’d be guaranteed a job that mattered, I’d always be with family and friends, I’d be part of a group that was always working towards a common goal, and I’d be happy; the borg that are disconnected from the collective are clearly deeply distressed by the experience. Plus, I’d be stronger and more capable as a borg than I can even imagine right now.

As long as people are making the choice to join the collective, why is it anyone else’s business?

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Yeah, right? Sign me up. Free healthcare too

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That is the gimmick of the borg. Depending on the writer it is half about the horrors of comunism and the other part is about the horror of transhumanism. Both are rad though so hell yeah

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laughs in socialist furry

Oh no, they’ve come to take away my precious humanity and capitalism, whatever shall I do?

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For a solid 25+ years, I’ve been saying that the second it’s viable, I would happily replace all of my meat with machine. When you fuck your back up as an organic, congrats, now you get to have pain for the rest of your life. As a cyborg? Just replace the damaged part.

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

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