What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT’S IRRELEVANT!

The tachyon leaves the bar

The bartender says “get out, we don’t serve your kind here.”

A tachyon walks into a bar.

I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.

Sensible Chuckle

And he said “Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I’m Dad.”