i’m a single, stay-at-home insomniac parent so i’v got a ton of free time. bedtime is 2am and my alarm goes off at 7am. i can take orders.

totally your call. i’m another one of those reddit fugees and am winding up the communities that i mod over there in the next two weeks. if you’re not interested then -thumbs up-

and if someone can tell me where the fuck my boat is …

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There is not really much modding to do at the moment. Everyone is being very well behaved.

Perhaps we can keep you on call if we need a bouncer when the “undesireable element” hear about the cool new club?

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that sounds fine by me. i think i might be running around like a decapitated chicken for the rest of the month seeing what needs to be done on which instance and all that, and i’m pretty sure Gigs will keep me busy once more people land in here

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Please don’t take on more digital responsibility. Prioritise yourself and choose to address the insomnia

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aww, thank you for your concern, but i’m not being troubled by the insomnia in the slightest, and i do prioritise myself immediately after my son because i need to be fit enough to be responsible for him

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As for your boat, I think the front fell off

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at least it got towed out of the environment

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i’m his sock puppet account

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this is true

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i saw your boat docked at Williamstown pier by the coast guard

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oh, so they managed to get it off the concrete pillar that i had wrapped it around? good for them!

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are you going to go claim it :P

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lmao hell no, a dedicated munter never returns to the scene of the crime because getting locked up gets in the way of getting drunk and stealing some rich arsehole’s tinny

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