Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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They should give him plastic straws

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Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.

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Every single day there are people within inches of him that could just have an “accident” like stepping on the back of his shoes causing him a nasty fall and literally none of these people do it.

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i want him to give a press conference every day until we get to see him die on live TV

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