What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker’s flappers?

See also: human newborns not being self-aware

This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.

And it was Good.

God did it because they thought it was funny

Do not post feet pics