There have been a lot of posts about this but I didn’t know it was for 30 seconds until I watched NPR and they said that. But they didn’t show the whole thing. Instead they just showed a few seconds. I had to find another fucking video. Who wants NPR analysis? Show me the treat!

I cued it up to the freeze up.

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god, if I didn’t hate this man so fucking much I would feel bad for him

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Two hundred thousand crabs are ready, with a million more well on the way.

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Imagine if he just freezes and collapses on camera and that’s it

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Remember when that happened to some random (German?) Neo Nazi?

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I can’t be the only person who would want a spontaneous parade?

I might need a PA or at least a bullhorn.

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:packwatch:

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This is exactly what happened to me in 2002 when I worked in a coffee shop and someone dared me to eat a full tbsp of nutmeg powder.

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You can actually get high on Nutmeg, though you’d want fresh ground not powder

I’ve heard the high like weed edibles but it gives you a headache and dry mouth

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Aphasia? Stroke? What are the betting odds favoring?

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Gotta be a TIA (ministroke), he’s still walkin around. Oooh, apparently he had a concussion earlier this year, maybe he’s been having absence seizures from that

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Putin laced his adrenochrome with Chinese fentanyl

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My cat that I had to put down earlier this year because of old age would freeze like this

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