40 points

Why I always use a stall

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Wait a minute, this guy’s not shitting, he’s just too awkward to use the urinal!

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6 points

NOOO

I HAVE A SHY BLADDER

PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT ME

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Not always effective in a nightclub. I’ve had the door opened a few times by a bouncer assuming I’m doing drugs in there. They see you queuing for the stall for the 6th time that night they tend to get suspicious! Fair enough though because sometimes I was.

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I suffered with this most of my life. Anxiety was the cause for me. My anxiety was diagnosed only recently for unrelated reasons but the treatment has had the fortunate side effect of fixing my shy bladder!

You can’t pee if you aren’t relaxed. You can’t relax with debilitating anxiety.

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How did that treatment proceed? I’ve been down this road…

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22 points

“Waiting for you to exit, there’s a fart blocking the flow and I didn’t want to crop dust ya.”

“You are a prince among men. Godspeed.”

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6 points

You fart out yer dick?

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6 points

You don’t?

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you ain’t ever had a fart block a piss?

Gonna use some scientific terms here - you realize the fart bag and the piss bag are like, right next to each other?

ah, youth…

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I have been to the urinal a couple of time and had no pee and been the dickholder. Now I wait until I’m filled with pee and confidence and let it flow with a gracious splashing stream.

There do come times when a fellow can’t pee. I don’t look, I just carry on and remember how far I’ve come.

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4 points

We all look up to you, I hope you know. One day…

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We all look up to you, I hope you know. One day…

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8 points

There are dozens of us 😩

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