“I just want to grill for Pete’s sake!”

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In ebil CCCP DPRK North Korea…

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NYPD about to lose their entire drone fleet to thrown beer cans, strategically aimed fireworks, and bullets this weekend

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inb4 that counts as “assault on an officer of the law”

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Prisoner 1: “hey man, what you in for?”

Prisoner 2: “I pushed over one of those DARPA dog things.”

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Another day, another headline from the good ole US of A that would cause normies to lose their shit if it were happening in any other country (besides Israel of course)

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARTY MONITORS YOU

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