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We are room stuck on beans right now

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I wasn’t on most the day, all the sudden every comment is about a can of beans. I need /r/outoftheloop

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There was a post that said “lemmy will upvote anything even beans” with a pic of beans and it got up votes so now lemmy is memeing beans

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4 points

Better than poop talk all day imo

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29 points

Never forget the guy who didn’t want to poop for 3 days.

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13 points

Did he fail from eating beans?

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That really felt like the kind of question someone would ask only if they’re lactose intolerant. “Load up on cheese before you go camping so you don’t have to poo” is pretty common wisdom.

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3 points

Yeah, ketosis is key.

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26 points

You will be pleased to know that Lemmy went to the source a few weeks back: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/151820

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I’m on Lemmy. World and can’t load the comment. Bad gateway it says

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9 points

SDF has been having some scaling pains. But it looks like it federated to lemmy.world, how about this link? https://lemmy.world/post/304685

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4 points

Works

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I’m going to miss Poem_for_your_sprog. Some were hilarious and others were emotional.

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I just realized Schnoodle got left behind as well : (

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3 points

How are we going to hear about Roger Simon and his dad’s jumper cables now?

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We remember those we left,
and those who went away.
Taking with us memories,
and in our hearts they'll stay.


Sprog and Schnoodle, ShittyMorph,
the highlights of our days.
They speak to us in spirit,
what words we cannot say.


Fear not, oh wary traveler,
there's one thing you should know.
For out of ashes and the past,
new sprouts begin to grow.


Let others take the mantle,
to raise that burning flame.
Together we can make our own,
and love them all the same.
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I will always remember the poor man who’s father beat him savagely with jumper cables. Everytime.

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That’s always been my favorite Reddit novelty account by far. Sad whoever ran it stopped posting a while back. Hope his dad didn’t beat him to death with those jumper cables.

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3 points

Not to death, I’ve heard. Just to within an inch of his life.

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5 points

Or that damn lock ness monsta

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2 points

I gave him a dolla

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3 points

He gave him a dolla…

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3 points

Cum box.

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