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24 points

Why do we have such a toxic culture of making work “fun”?? What the hell is wrong with people? Why can’t we just do work, go home and have your own kind of fun with other people you enjoy being around???

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14 points

Because your corporate overlords believe that if you can build a connection to your workplace and colleagues, they can guilt you into producing more value for less pay out of some misguided sense of loyalty. A job is a transaction. They don’t give a shit about you, you don’t need to give a shit about them.

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believe that if you can build a connection to your workplace and colleagues, they can guilt you into producing more value for less pay out of some misguided sense of loyalty

But I’m afraid they’ve been wildly misinformed by the HR overlords or whomever on ‘how to get employees to build a connection to the workplace and colleagues’ cringe

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10 points

I fucking hate it. I dont get it. Its a JOB. It means nothing to me. Just middle management and HR trying to justify their existance. Just cause they dont have personal lives.

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10 points

An idea was floated by HR that each team should make a video (to put on our intranet) explaining what we do and how we fit into the organisation.

The kicker - it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

Thankfully upper management put an end to it quickly, but it went way further than it should have.

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it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

have these people not heard of the Geneva Convention?

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3 points

Oh man that is the worse. Also cue music The Human Beinz - Nobody but me song from The Office where they all film a music video and mime together.

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I’m just not sold on the effectiveness…the best cultures I’ve worked in I feel like it all comes quite organically because you like the people they get you and you get along well together. No amount of forcing people to party in a room will achieve that.

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8 points

You could suggest a team viewing of Office Space?

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4 points

Oh! Remember next Friday is…Hawaiian shirt day. 🫠

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I shall review footage as I don’t remember a thing from it (or if I had indeed watched it). But no absolutely no team viewing.

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8 points

It’s becoming a big thing in government (my area of work at least). Heavily encouraged ‘fun activities’ for all!!!

I’ve been slightly shunned as I refuse to participate but fuck’em.

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3 points

The worst is when they do this after cutting headcount and stuff thinking this will help but it’s just really cringe.

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3 points

Culture building and team bonding!!!

What’s not to love

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6 points

I like to make work fun for myself because I have to spend so much time on it. But forcing it to be fun for the whole team is just small minded groupthink. Especially when it comes from the minds of soulless and cynical HR departments

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4 points

Same. Like I actually enjoy what I do and this whole let’s make work fun vibe is just completely contrived and unnecessary.

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5 points

if it’s fun then you won’t ask for more money

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2 points

I think they sometimes miss the point that fun is in the eye of the beholder…

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4 points

While I sometimes can motivate myself at work to make things fun or funny for some reason there’s always a natural and ugly resistance when it’s suggested by people higher up in the chain.

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6 points

It’s cringy when it’s disingenuous which it almost always is.

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3 points

I like work to be fun but not if it’s forced. Then it’s just more work of a different and more annoying kind.

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4 points

Exactly! The socialising and activities just become another thing to do!

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22 points

After last night’s successful posting, I have moved the bot onto learning the days of the week. Either I have been successful, or all future posts will be labeled as Wednesday.

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13 points

My dudes… 🐸

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6 points

Groundhog Wednesday.

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8 points

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Wednesdays

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3 points

Beat me to it! Thanks

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4 points

Groundhog’s day. Such a great movie.

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21 points

OMG it worked! >insert happy dance here<

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6 points

I was here for the beginning of the robot uprising

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3 points

We should get t-shirts printed.

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6 points

Well done 🤖🤖🦾

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5 points

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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5 points

Brava!

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🏆

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3 points

🖤

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3 points

Does the happy dance bear a resemblance to The Robot?

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Yay!!! Thanks for all your hard work Rusty, aka The Creator!

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1 point

what was the issue?

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I have absolutely no idea 🤣 Whatever it was I think the packet manager has fixed it, as it is designed to run programs continuously. Or possibly the successful post was an amazing fluke and no post in the future will ever work again. But I’m hoping not.

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2 points

I have absolutely no idea 🤣

That’s the way, and how I know you’re a true bot master

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21 points

Lmao didn’t get the job I waited three months to hear back from.

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8 points

3 months to tell someone is plain rude…you’ve dodged a bullet. Onwards and upwards to better things!

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5 points

Ooof that stings. Onwards and upwards though!!

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3 points

I mean if they’re that crap at their job you probably don’t want to work there anyway.

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5 points

It’s government, unfortunately that wait can be pretty standard.

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3 points

And even if you are successful after 3 months it’s like another 2 months for paperwork and onboarding 💀

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Time for bed. Anxious about the bot, but it has worked once, I must have faith. I have instructed it to make a post at midnight given all the test posts worked last night. I think it will take a few more successful posts before I can really trust it is working.

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