Another post here claimed 5e was too complicated. To that person, I can only say, you’re welcome. These rules are extremely simple and always apply!

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Ha, nice! Adding this to my collection.

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Yandere, American (I assume this means either blonde or red white and blue), 5, named Gun Bunny. Personal defense weapon is a Carl Gustav 84mm recoilless rifle, unless the GM allows an M28 Davy Crocket (literally a nuclear bazooka).

It took me about five seconds to create this character, and now I kind of want to actually play the game.

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“American” hair color means your hair is an animated gif of the american flag blowing in the wind (regardless of actual weather conditions), which is somehow fully visible from any angle. You also have a bald eagle nesting in that hair. The eagle wears sunglasses and dual wields AK-47s.

The nuclear bazooka is of course allowed. Your choice whether you want to have a highly implausible backstory for how you got it, or just pull it out of seemingly nowhere with no explanation whenever it’s needed.

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Much as I suspected. I’ll be taking that one. The eagle will be named Cullum, which was Alvin York’s middle name, for an obligatory obscure reference.

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The eagle dual wields AK-47s m16s.

beeg emoji

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I’d allow the Davy Crockett, but Gun Bunny will be actively hunted.

Have you thought about a Hind-D for transport?

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Bring on the hunters. GeeBee has unhealthy emotional attachment issues, a roll target of 5, and a bandolier of man portable nuclear warheads. In situations requiring stealth or close combat the Davy Crockett weighs a hundred pounds unloaded and would make a very effective bludgeoning device (as an anime girl she is of course strong enough to wield it as such). Or she could always just decide “f- it” and go out in a blaze of glory because nukes. Basically she embodies as personality traits all the ideologies of a circa 1960 Cold War superpower that would motivate them to invent a man portable nuclear weapon with a blast radius greater than it’s maximum range.

Also I think my hair would get me the connections to requisition a Blackhawk.

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Well, I think we can make the Blackhawk work.

It makes just about as much sense in the Russian rainforest.

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A Hind-D?!

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Sounds like the perfect gateway to Maid RPG!

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Lol at the evil party options,

  • wants to safeguard the nuclear launch codes which will crash the economy.
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wants to safeguard the nuclear launch codes which will crash the economy.

This is just the later Soviet Union.

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rules-light RPGs are pretty cool to be honest.

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