I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who’s supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.

Feel free to mention personal experiences.

88 points

My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

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Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

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From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.

My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.

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56 points

Her ex’s new girlfriend.

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Oh god thats unique!

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12 points

We aim to please.

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Idk probably her mom. They’re super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That’d fuck things up real bad.

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It was her last wish on her deathbed

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It would have been rude not to

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Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

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Are you telling me that porn isn’t real!?

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You motherfucker

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Your partners child.

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Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

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That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

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Well, that was not not an option also :)

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satan? when did you join the fediverse?

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Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

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I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

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I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

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And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?

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