The customer is always right, so they’re not gonna be expecting that left hook
Honestly, I would be pretty shocked if someone was outing more than one sub per minute
I’ve always said that everybody should be legally allowed to punch one person per year with no consequences. One punch. One person. One year. Cops show up, you tell them you’re using your one. They verify it in their database, then say ‘Okay, have a nice day. And you, person who got punched, …stop being an asshole.’
I imagine people would be much more polite and reasonable if they knew there was a strong chance they’d get punched in the mouth for being a twat.
There’s some people who would have to become shut-ins. There’s just some people who physiologically incapable of not being a twat.
Off topic but what would stop them from also using their one punch? Would it then count as self defense for you to punch em a second time?
1 sub a minute seems about right, assuming they were serving other people too.
at least once
I’m going to go long on this one. They should be allowed to fight any customer they please, year round.
