EDIT: I didn’t realize the anger this would bring out of people. It was supposed to be a funny meme based on recent real-life situations I’ve encountered, not an attack on the EU.

I appreciate the effort of the EU cookie laws. The practice of them just doesn’t live up to the theory of the law. Shady companies are always going to find a way to be shady.

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IIRC the EU also ruled that burying the rejection options under additional links counts as a violation. Hence why Google now has a Reject button next to the accept button. Most sites still do that.

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Do you know if there is a EU-wide place to report such behavior?

The biggest privately owned TV channel in my country not only does that, but actually just redirects you to a pdf file if you want to “manage cookies”. And it’s not like I can submit a complaint on a national level, as the ruling party’s website uses google analytics without a cookie notice at all.

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I think you report to your nation’s Data Protection Centre, each member has their own that takes the reports. If I was still in the EU I would have put more time into finding out how reports work.

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I mean almost all websites fall foul of that. You often have to bury deep and end up with a palette of complicated choices and acceptances of individual tracking companies. It’s a bloody mess. The EU should just have mandated “do not track” adherence. There’s already a standard; just enforce it.

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Most sites definitely don’t do this

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They’re still widely used for some (illegal) reason

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Because they rest safe in the knowledge that you rarely if ever get taken to court for it. There are millions of web pages, it needs people to take action to do something about it, and just clicking “Yes all of them” to access the content you were just trying to get to is a far better solution in most situations than hiring a lawyer and investing a few years of legal proceedings, nevermind the money.

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There is an organization called nyob (I think) pushing back against that and going through the courts to have more sites penalized for their violations. The process is slow, but I see more and more pages adopting the required “reject all” so there seems to be some pressure on them.

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even worse offenders are the ones with tick boxes for “Legitimate Interest”, since legitimate interest is another grounds for processing (just ads freely given consent is one), the fact you got a “tick” box for it makes it NOT legitimate interest within the confines of the GDPR.

it also doesn’t matter what technology you use whether its cookies / urls / images / local storage / spy satellites. its solely about how you use the data…

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why are the EU the only people that bother to actually govern in a modern and helpful way

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But what are they going to do about it?

“Here’s a fine, if you don’t pay it your site can no longer operate in the EU”

“… ok”

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The EU is an important market for many websites, so yeah, that is usually what happens.

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We’re specifically discussing websites that refuse to load in the EU anyways as per the post

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Those pages can just fuck off. There are many more pages.

Of course that’s just my opinion.

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They found a way around: accept all cookies or pay 2€/months. And it was decied legal by GDPR authorities

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Some national authorities allow it, most don’t. The final word will be from the CJEU or the EDPB.

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The what or what?

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Then half the web violates it or there is One Pixel button that closes the damn popup.

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Any website that does that I just close the tab.

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You should travel to Europe sometime and try to use the web

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Yeah, it is great here.

Either the website is great and doesn’t ask anything.

Or it asks for cookie consent, which you can decline in 1 click.

Or it pulls one of those “break the website” tricks which will get them sued sooner or later.

Or they block access to EU members, at which point you know they only exist to extract your data anyway.

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I think it would be a worthwhile research project to find out how many users just click through these, accepting what the website wants you to accept by default. It effectively operates like a EULA for every single website, which produces overall fatigue and lack of care. When you’ve visited 20 sites in one day, you just start being irritated by having to constantly make a decision before you can view any content, and just mash whatever button you need to proceed.

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I also live in Europe and almost all websites display a dialog that asks you to choose cookie preferences. However, it seems that some few websites, mostly german (spiegel.de, gutefrage) that give you the opetion to browse with ads and cookies or pay. I do not use those websites and I imagine it is not legal.

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I’m working hard to make sure all websites do that.

You will be internet free in 5 years. Yes, I wear a cape

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Display name does not check out as a matter of fact

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No you see he has grass growing in his keyboard so he can touch grass without going outside

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We will all touch grass

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Than I will go without internet. I’m over 40 I know how life was like before internet. I’ll be that crazy old man in someone’s neighborhood. So kindly please accept my GO FUCK YOURSELF award for your efforts.

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I thought you didn’t care. Now you do?

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I refuse to go to sites that do this, I also refuse to go to sites that block adblock…and specially the sites that detect and block private browsing, that one shouldn’t even be a thing

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Sites that block adblock - I have network based filtering I’m not going to take the time to specifically figure out what ad providers you’re using (which is probably that same as everyone else) just to unblock your shitty site.

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LOL, I also use DNS based filtering soooo I feel your pain.

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Hilariously, I find the Pi-hole feature “disable for 5 seconds” often works because it’ll be down for long enough to load the page but not the ads.

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The fun part is that websites that do this are illegal in the EU

They need to start flexing that 4% revenue / year fines

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I hope one day they just start fining everyone doing it all at once

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And i hope they start using that sizing thing at airports to keep people from carrying on their massive samsonite tuba-sized suitcases and jamming them into the entirety of the overhead storage.

But we can’t always get what we want.

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I don’t use adblock, and yet i keep getting “disable adblock to view this” messages, fuck this shit

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Probably Adguard or Pihole? (Some network level blocking?)

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I did have adguard set up, but i disabled it thinking it could help with this issue, which it sadly didn’t

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Most browsers block some ads by default as well as some other privacy protections nowadays. I’m guessing whatever sites you’re hitting have advertisers so scummy they’re blocked by default

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Might be, might be

I’m using Firefox and might’ve set a couple of the privacy settings “too high”, haven’t checked those in forever

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Why the fuck would they prevent private browsing? I use that a lot to be sure the session is closed correctly.

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There’s lots of newspaper sites in the US, that do this. They’ll be like “wanna use private browsing, make an account, or go visit from normal browsing.” Idk why they do it but they do. Apparently there are discrepancies in the way browsers handle persistent storage features between private and non-private browsing that allow for detection

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https://12ft.io

I use this to deal with paywalled articles.

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I’d guess they just want to keep track of what you read and how many articles. You still can wipe that information from your browser but private browsing makes it more convenient so they ban it

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Cause they can’t track your browser history that way.

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Cool. One less website to visit. Not like there is a shortage.

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I love when the trash takes itself out

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I’m pretty sure breaking your website with no cookies is against the rules, actually. It’s either serve the EU with GDPR-compliance or GTFO entirely.

Yeah, you could still just break the law, but as usual there’s a cost to that one way or the other.

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this. and honestly I wish more websites followed the “serve under gdpr or don’t have a European marker”. A random blog once wasn’t available in the EU because of GDPR. And you know what? It’s better than them violating GDPR and the EU doing nothing.

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Tons of companies break the cookie law already, but enforcement seems to be rare

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Doesn’t enforcement work by letting competitors sue you if you don’t follow the rules for these things?

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What’s the cookie law?

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No cookies before dinner.

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If websites want to track you through cookies, they have to ask for permission.

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The cookie consent banner has to allow you to opt out of cookies as easily as accepting them

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I’ve heard stories about some of the big guys getting hit with sizable GDPR fines. I don’t really know the full extent of what they do but I do imagine there’s someone that makes it their job to prosecute GDPR violations.

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It’s more about the big boys. If they act in a way that breaks the GDPR, now the EU has a stick to hit them with.

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