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“I’m not a racist, that’s what’s so insane about this.”

“Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d’k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!”

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What is the deal with those Borg? They want to “assimilate”. Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they’ll run away then…

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But, I don’t wanna be a pirate.

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I AM NOT A JOLLY PIRATE!

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No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?

George is one of the Ferengi for sure.

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Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He’s always questioning why people do things.

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Geordi, may I ask you a question?

I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.

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I also think Kramer would be a Q. He always appears and disappears. Creates crazy shit out of nowhere. And dresses up as different professions.

Elian is klingon

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I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

"So I say, ‘State the nature of the medical emergency.’ You know what he says?! He says ‘you always say that.’ So I said, ‘I always say that because it needs said!’

“Did you really say that?”

“No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over.”

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I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he’s got to be the most petty character

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Elaine looks a lot like Marina Sirtis

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Yeah, they didn’t have to change much for her.

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She would look mighty fine in her uniform.

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What, really?!

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You weren’t aware he had a guest spot on an episode of voyager? Well, then yes, really.

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I’ve honestly only seen bits and pieces of voyager… I keep rewatching TOS/TNG/DS9, so one of these days I need to do a full watch of Voyager.

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He’s also in Prodigy

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