Welcome one and all to the Fediverse Wars!

In this game you may launch an “attack” on an instance to deal damage. A dice shall be rolled to see how much damage you do to the instance.

If you deal enough damage to the instance, it will be D-D-D-DEFEDERATED! Mua-ha-ha-ha! (well not really this is all for fun)

How to launch an attack? Simple, just comment below how you would sabotage one of the instances. You can be as creative as possible.

Some examples of valid attacks:

• I unleash a pack of feral bear cubs on Kbin
• Attack lemmy. ml
• I release a botnet on Lemmy.world
• Whack Sh.itjust.works with a hammer

etc. etc…

Pick an instance from below and launch an attack on one of them:

• Lemmy.world
• Kbin
• lemmy. ml
• sh.itjust.works
• lemmy.Blahaj.zone

The only rule to this game: You may launch an attack only ONCE per post. I will make a new post daily, so in essence you can launch an attack once per day.

What? One attack per day isn’t enough for ya? FINE. If you make a Post on the fediverse (anywhere) and link to it in the comments below, you get an EXTRA attack. Happy? Now swing that ban hammer and deal some damage in the comments below!