Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won’t want to poop without it.

BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.

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Literally the only downside of a bidet is that after you get accustomed to it, pooping anywhere without one might as well be torture

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I feel like a dirty savage when I have to poop in strange bathrooms. Took me 45 years to realize that bidet is the way.

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What changed your mind? I’ve been trying to convince my pleb friends for years now and they all get awkward when I bring it up. Everyone poops. Do it better. You can get aftermarket add-ons so cheap now there’s no reason not to.

Edit: sorry just switched instances and didn’t realize how old this post was.

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I can second everything said here.

I wouldn’t have dared eaten 4 Volcano tacos & 1/2 a volcano burrito from Taco bell at once if it wasn’t for my bidet attachment.

It saved me at 11pm,1am,3am,3:15am,3:50am and then finally at 4am. I saw the beans meme be brought to life & flourish that night as the water cleaned away the sins from my ass.

Eating them at night before 4th of July was a decision.

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The number of risky food decisions I’ve taken since purchasing a bidet is uncountable. A good bidet truly absolves you of all food sin.

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You can also buy a portable Bidet for like 10 bucks

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How well do they work?

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Pretty good! The ones with the sharp bend are better than the straighter ones.

Fill it up with warm water before you poop for comfortable washing action.

No more wiping a permanent marker.

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You do you, but that sounds a little extra. Unless it’s for your hotel room or something.

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I got mine for $30. I would’ve bought it sooner if I knew it was only that much.

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I spent $300 on mine and my QoL improved immeasurably. Best money I have ever spent. It’s worth every penny!

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