Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won’t want to poop without it.
BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.
Literally the only downside of a bidet is that after you get accustomed to it, pooping anywhere without one might as well be torture
I feel like a dirty savage when I have to poop in strange bathrooms. Took me 45 years to realize that bidet is the way.
What changed your mind? I’ve been trying to convince my pleb friends for years now and they all get awkward when I bring it up. Everyone poops. Do it better. You can get aftermarket add-ons so cheap now there’s no reason not to.
Edit: sorry just switched instances and didn’t realize how old this post was.
I can second everything said here.
I wouldn’t have dared eaten 4 Volcano tacos & 1/2 a volcano burrito from Taco bell at once if it wasn’t for my bidet attachment.
It saved me at 11pm,1am,3am,3:15am,3:50am and then finally at 4am. I saw the beans meme be brought to life & flourish that night as the water cleaned away the sins from my ass.
Eating them at night before 4th of July was a decision.
You can also buy a portable Bidet for like 10 bucks
Pretty good! The ones with the sharp bend are better than the straighter ones.
Fill it up with warm water before you poop for comfortable washing action.
No more wiping a permanent marker.
I got mine for $30. I would’ve bought it sooner if I knew it was only that much.
I spent $300 on mine and my QoL improved immeasurably. Best money I have ever spent. It’s worth every penny!