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If it’s as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to ‘the warp core is mid-breach’.

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They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

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I think you mean five lights

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You know, now that it’s being discussed… with all the LCD screens in a modern car, it should show you the problem already instead of that bullshit light.

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Core breach would be a flashing CEL.

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21 points

Eject the warp core!

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12 points

Easy there, Shax

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The “check dilithium chamber” light has been on since Starbase 34.

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Just imagining Tom Paris rocking up, shoving Geordie out of the way, and starting a lecture on 20th century earth automobiles.

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I think it means you need to reverse the polarity of something. Or do something with auxillary power.

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