We are still together and things calmed down for a bit. There is now a moratorium on discussing China and we have painted over the Maoist slogans on the walls so my parents could visit without seeing it.

But yesterday I came home and she was outside throwing rocks at birds. I asked why, and she told me “the sparrows are bourgeois”. Her victims were pigeons.

After I pointed this out she called me a “lysenkoist”. I’m truly at a loss for words here.

10/10

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“I’m truly at a loss for words here.”

You and me both buddy.

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Does your girlfriend have a sister? Asking for a friend

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Her sister is a trot who keeps trying to sell us newspapers

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if it’s china daily tell her hit me up

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It isn’t

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Best bit 2023.

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The sex involves her parading you around the house while naked with insults written on your body and she’s screaming at you for being a right opportunist

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She prefers the term “capitalist roader”

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