Here is pt 1: https://hexbear.net/post/248033

So my girlfriend came back from her trip with her French Maoist friends. Apparently they trashed the place, failed at some action and disbanded. She closed her Jiang Qing fan page, but started a May 68 one with a Guy Debord fan cam.

I tried to bring up some of the points people suggested but she wouldn’t listen and started to call me a “Castroist” instead and telling me to “read Reich”. At least it’s not “Revisionist” (in a French accent for some reason) anymore.

Later on that day I was trying to get her to help me with house chores but she started to call me a “landlord bastard” (we’re renters).

I don’t think this is going to work out…

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I don’t think this is going to work out…

it is esssntial to communism that you continue dating and making these posts. the Party forbids you to break this off

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I’m hoping that us resolving our problems results in the success of the global proletariat and final end to sectarianism

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This is my favorite series of posts, congratulations on the upgrade :castro-stuff:

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:dancing-roach: bug post gang rise up

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OP please stop, I’m concerned with how many people who can’t tell this is a bit

At this point, you’re just gaslighting and manipulating the hexbears

Also just eat her ass though, solves any and all issues ime

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Wear a red beret. Never flush. Stop washing. Accuse them of not adhering to the style of the sans-culottes, but also only claim that the 1871 Communard insurrection was the only true communist revolution and that Maoism is revisionist nonsense.

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Amazing bit I hope

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I wish :(

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