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The feared jihadist had copies of “Antz,” “Cars,” “Chicken Little,” “Resident Evil,” “Final Fantasy VII Advent Children” and “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.”

quite the theory-heavy watch list right there

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He’ll never beat Emerald Weapon in FFVII

[he beats it with a level 7 Yuffie]

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Wonder if he ever got into the 800 page fanfic where Aerith is ressurected and starts dating Reeve and I think Cloud and Tifa have a baby.

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In my ideal world he read fanfics and had FF7 doujins.

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Didn’t he live with his family? Those are probably from his kids though it’s funnier to imagine that everything is his

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Fahrenheit 9/11 really was the sequel to Bowling for Columbine. TIL.

The feared extremist also had a naughty side, as several pornographic games and videos were seen in his files as well. The CIA, however, refused to reveal the titles due to some copyright content.

Pics or it didn’t happen, you fucking cowards. Release the 9/11 spank bank.

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wow just like iron hearts!

-Osama in 2001 probably idk I don’t know anything about that game

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