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I got diagnosed with a condition in which I can’t stop making airport puns

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doctors say it’s terminal

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Motavader@lemmy.world
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That joke is awfully plane

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WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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I think it landed

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The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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I think thats the yoke.

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Skrewzem@kbin.social
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There was some turbulence on delivery

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MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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I think we let this thread runway too far.

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MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I’m in the placebo control…tower.

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LateToTheCuttingEdge@lemmy.world
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That’s a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

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patchw3rk@kbin.social
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slow flaps

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