Sitting alone in my dilapidated apartment for years now, I realize its not always in that order.

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Someone will probably say your name again when they have to remove your corps.

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And if you drown, they’ll have to remove your marine corps.

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How many people can say they know much about their great grandparents? Few probably even know their names and yet they are only 2 generations removed from you. Except for an extremely small percent of the population, we are only about 50 years from being completely forgotten, and for a whole lot of people, it’s probably measured in months, not even years.

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Was gonna say bravo for a legitimately good 2sh, but saw it’s just taken from the original sub. Still good, at least.

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you can die thrice if you train an AI to copy all your mannerisms and speech and then put it into a murder bot to run amok

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What if I don’t have any spare Kamina shades?

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