You laugh, but those guys can get violent… I remember when I moved in to my current house, there’s a gum tree outside in my backyard, with a family of koalas. The amount of times I got woken up by their shrieking was unreal. Those guys are like banshees when they’re going at it. It’s basically mating and brawling at the same time.
I don’t hear much of them anymore, but that’s not surprising - one of them appears to have disappeared.
We’re basically surrounded by Koala assassins pinning their killings on humans.
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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
Wellllll lots of them have Chlamydia right? So I’m guessing sex crimes :p
Probably happened in the Coca Koala factory.
I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.