Serious question. I had a friend born and raised near Seattle who I invited to come on a float trip in southeast Missouri. Her mind was blown that this is a thing people do - drinking and making a ruckus while floating down a river.
In MO, this is just a thing that people do. At least in rural areas. I had no idea it was regional. So, how far across this region does the concept of float trips go?
It’s a thing in Texas. But only in the hill country (near Austin) that I’m aware of. I’m guessing it’s just dependent on locations that support a natural “lazy river” which isn’t everywhere. It’s has to be long and calm enough.
Does Seattle have rivers you could easily float down? You gotta have lots of flat land to get a nice calm river.
Anyway, it’s a thing in Illinois, I know that.
I’m from the seattle area and this isn’t unheard of there but its really uncommon. A man in monroe washington used an innertube as a getaway after a bank robbery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Curcio
Theres plenty of rivers but most of them are not suitable for this. The state touches the ocean and is divided east/west by a giant mountain range. The NW peninsula is a giant mountain range. It’s anything but flat there. My last apartment there was about 100 feet from a cliff that fell off into the puget sound.
You’re more likely to get on a boat and paddle around and drink thank just get a river and see where it takes you. I’ve spent many an afternoon drinking beers in a canoe (you can have a fishing pole as cover)
The rivers in western Washington tend to be cold and fast, full of rocks and rapids. As they widen and slow closer to the ocean they start winding through cities or industrial parks. Nobody’s taking a casual float out there.
I always wanted to float when I lived in renton but the river looks like this.
You could claim you took this pic in the Ozarks and no one would bat an eye, other than the building in the background.
Common in central Illinois. Good times.
