Question came about from watching this random standup yt video

The Government Is Lying to You - Ron Funches

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NmjK2pgiQ

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Just because conspiracies likely do happen on a regular basis doesn’t mean that any popular conspiracy theory has found one.

Remember, the big conspiracies like Watergate or the NSA leaks where not uncovered by conspiracy theorists. They where not uncovered by cherry-picking factoids from public government statements and “doing ones own research” aka using Google. They were uncovered by whistleblowers speaking out and journalists double-checking and following up on information they were given.

As a side note — the poor boy with this scumbag father who constantly lies to him.

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The 9/11 was an inside job stuff, but only the part where part of the US government knew that something was going to happen and let it happen. That gave them the opportunity to set up stuff like the Patriot Act and gave them a (wonky) reason to invade the middle east.

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Yeah this is as far as I’ll take that one as well, except I’ll do one further. All that “controlled demolition” stuff is to distract rubes and make them sound like crackpots so no one takes the “hey we knew and did nothing” take seriously from anyone.

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Yeah, what was it? By the end of the day Rumpsfeld and Cheney had convinced Bush to go after Sadam Hussein and people who knew the ME were confused about that.

I don’t buy for a second that “they let it happen” though. The conspiracy is that they didn’t waste a good crisis.

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Yeah maybe it’s some sort of confirmation bias from me, it’s my take on the conspiracy. But given all the shady shit the US government has done, I wouldn’t be surprised if they knew and let it happen. As you said they absolutely took advantage of the crisis.

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My own personal conspiracy theory is that Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxxers and all the other “Facebook boomer” conspiracies are just a strategy to discredit other “more real” conspiracies: if you believe that 9/11 was an inside job you’re bundled with people that believe that Earth is a frisbee and smart people don’t want that so they keep themselves from exploring anything else.
Also aliens fucked apes and that’s how we got here.

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Yeah, It’s like the theory that Gates put microchips in the vaccines. First, your phone already does the job. And second, the actual conspiracy going on is that billionaires funnel their money through charities they own, and then make donations to influence the media and scientific research in their favour.

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Donations don’t get taxed. So if you own the charity you’re donating you get your own tax-free income

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I mean, the caveat is that you can’t legally pull money back out of that charity. It’s got to be used for the stated charitable purposes.

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I just cannot fathom how flat earthers can believe what they believe.

I like the theory that we were “planted” on Earth very long time ago by advanced beings.

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I like the theory that we were “planted” on Earth very long time ago by advanced beings.

If you want to know more, meet me tomorrow at the docks

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That’s the fake meeting. The real one is under the docks at midnight.

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Conspiracy theories are pushed by the state because it makes them seem powerful, when in reality they’re often fucking morons. /s?

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I can also accept that.
(About the apes I’m immovable tho)

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So if I believe the earth is flat I’ll be bundled with people who believe 911 was an inside job is what you’re saying?

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I’m not sure if this counts as a conspiracy, but I wholeheartedly believe that aliens are real, but that we have no way of ever contacting them or confirming their existence because they’re so damn far away

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Not sure that even counts as a conspiracy.

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Yeah, surely it’s only a conspiracy if there’s proof of aliens that’s being hidden from people.

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Indeed not a conspiracy. A conspiracy involves a crew of conspirators conspiring to do something illegal or unethical.

If it’s just the laws of physics conspiring, it doesn’t count.

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That’s actually a reasonable thing to believe, not a conspiracy. Just something nobody knows yet.

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Mark Felton did a 6 episode series on YT on how the alleged burnt bodies of Hitler and Eva Braun found by the soviets, are actually plants.

Not that Hitler survived the war or anything, they were just buried elsewhere nearby, probably in a civilian mass grave, to prevent the soviets from parading the real bodies around.

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