Fing-longer? Smell-o-scope? What-if machine? Death clock? Empathy chip? Etc.

Personally I would like to use the electronium hat on my dogs to see what they really think… Maybe 🤔

25 points

I think the fing-longer, if only he could have invented it.

permalink
report
reply
18 points

The what if machine. The possibilities of that thing are endless. Products could be safety tested without the need for human or animal test subjects. It could be used you to vet political candidates running for office. If you used it for personal use then you could run every possible life decision through it to find the beneficial outcome.

The only downside is that people could literally spend their whole lives asking themselves what if using the what if machine than actually living their lives. Very much like that black mirror episode that featured the device that allowed people to relive all their memories.

permalink
report
reply
12 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

The what if machine.

That thing isn’t worth the gold it’s made of. Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria…

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

finglonger

permalink
report
reply
7 points

Yeah but how long? I hope mines Reaalllllly long.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

This is really the only answer. Perhaps the smell-o-scope

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

This, undoubtedly!

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

The spaceship

permalink
report
reply
14 points

Definitely the what-if machine. I could actually figure out if I’m going to use a product enough to buy it.

permalink
report
reply
8 points

I’d end up using it to second guess all my decisions I’ve ever made.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Bonjour

permalink
report
parent
reply

Futurama

!futurama@lemmy.world

Create post

For all things Futurama

Rule 1: Don’t be a jerkwad!

Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.

Related Communities

Community stats

  • 708

    Monthly active users

  • 272

    Posts

  • 4K

    Comments