From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
25 points
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Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
That said, I’ll take number 2.
9 points
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds ‘n distributin’ swords 's no basis for a system of government.
6 points
Number 3 - I like 'em pale
6 points
If I take the post title literally, 3 or 1 look the most qualified to mystically bestow a sword on a rightful king. However, if the title is the euphemism I assume it is, then 5 would be my first pick.
5 points
Number 2, followed by number 7