116 points

Seems like I’d you’re that much of an alcoholic you should just go for the gold and bring your own liquor.

Shits expensive

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71 points

Denial will do shit to a mofo

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“I only drink when I go out to the bar.”

Goes to the bar for lunch and dinner every day.

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10 points

Apparently that’s what liquor ads are all about - making hard core alcoholics think that shit is normal and OK.

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7 points

The dive bar by my house is right next to a Mediterranean restaurant. Staff pops in the bar and always acts like we’re supposed to pretend they weren’t there. Even if the owner and FOH manager are at the bar taking shots.

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79 points

Funny post but please people don’t take pride in consuming alcohol, or any other substance, too much of anything is bad for you, take care :)

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27 points

Idk dude, water is pretty great.

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24 points

Hyperhydration and hyponatremia are no joke.

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25 points

Also watch out for hippopotamuses.

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11 points

☝️Presenting to the emergency room

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67 points

I used to work with an alcoholic, she would make coffee with wine in the mornings, just like a spoon full of instant coffee in a mug of wine. And in the afternoon she would walk around with a fork in her mug like she had a cup of noddles. After she was there for like 2 years my boss asked me if I think she was an alcoholic and I started laughing, he legit had nfi she had been drunk every day for the last 2 years

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24 points

I can’t even think of a sadder drink than that.

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7 points

That’s easy: the mix of puke, stomach acid, bits of whatever you last ate and the last couple of drinks and beer/wine you had, because you’re damn sure not wasting that precious alcohol!

Another one: the room temp leftovers of all the beers and other drinks from the night/weekend poured into a pint when you’re cleaning up. The Hangover Special! Yummy. Bonus points if there’s a cigarette/joint butt in there somewhere that you fish out because you didn’t notice someone had used that can as an ashtray. Delicious!

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4 points

Put it a champagne flute.

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11 points

Why would you willingly mix caffeine and alcohol :/

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It’s a classic mix of uppers/downers. Surely you’ve heard of popular mixes like vodka and red bull?

The alcohol fucks you up but it also makes you slower and more tired, that’s where the caffeine comes in.

For me personally it can lead to getting blackout drunk, it’s as if the brain has switched off but the body just keeps on going, which is usually followed by regret the next day.

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4 points

I hear it being called killswitch

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12 points

Why not?

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4 points

Drinking even a single beer less than an hour after a coffee makes me and many others miserably sleepy and dizzy. Energy drinks don’t seem to have the same effect though

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9 points

What? It’s fairly common and just fine imo

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7 points

I’ve never done it but it supposedly makes you not feel drunk. You still totally are but it makes you feel sober so at least there’s that?

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I have done it, a shit load of times. It’s not even close to healthy but I wouldn’t say it makes me feel sober. It usually makes me feel absolutely shitfaced. The end result is usually lying in bed, the room is spinning but I can’t fall asleep because I’m pumped full of energy drinks or drinking till like 6 or 7am for the same reasons. If I can’t sleep I might as well carry on drinking.

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10 points

be me

xanax and cocaine

Yeeeeaahhhh coffee and alcohol, super bad for you don’t do that

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6 points

I used to drink vodka and red bull when I wanted to learn how to swear in other languages playing CS:GO. Most euro premades had one person that spoke enough english for us to get through the game. Fun shit.

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Idk… but now I have an urge to try it, with wine I mean, I have already tried whisky with coffee and similar stuff. Oh and I also tried that Jaggermaister with Coffee they sell already mixed, wasn’t too bad as always needs to be freezer cool to be good.

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Jägermeister? Or some weird knock off?

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6 points

Why wouldn’t you?

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5 points

Its a normie speedball super common

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3 points

To get up to get down?

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30 points

I have the same shit happen at work, but it’s the fry cooks from the Wingstop down the street.

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25 points

If I go to a Wingstop and the cooks are sober, something seems wrong.

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6 points

It’s like going to a bowling alley and NOT smelling 20+ years of cigarette smoke in the ceiling tiles.

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most of the places that i worked writing code in the 1990s had sales and marketing departments with two drink minimums.

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