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F35 fighter jets are too advanced and well built to crash, they instead just go missing(hexbear.net)

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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Me with my suspiciously F-35 shaped tummy

😶

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PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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“F35, you mind telling me what youre doing in autopilot?”

“Sir, finishing this fight”

:one-world-trade-center:

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Tomboys_are_Cute [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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2.0

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krolden@lemmy.ml
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So thats what happened to building seven

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AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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all my homies wanna rap 'bout 9/11

but all that I dream 'bout is building 7

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Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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i los my plane mods mods

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CriticalOtaku [he/him]@hexbear.net
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: Mr. Evart is helping me find my F-35.

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UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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A truly underrated use of a Disco Elysium reference.

Pilot’s stuff is flung everywhere and he wakes up after a blackout at a wrecked room in the Whirling In Dogtags.

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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hanging out on the swings, waiting for the tide to go down so they can get the F-35 out

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Freeanotherday [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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if you have any information on the whereabouts…

Like it’s a set of keys or some shit.

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yeah I saw your plane but he ran up a tree before I could catch him

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