48 points

Two chicks at the same time

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Thats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

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Chicks love fighter jets

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And it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It’s not exactly a roomy interior.

For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.

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You can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet

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Well, not all chicks love fighter jets

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Return it to Pepsi.

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I discover the crashed F35 in my lone walk in the woods. As I start to take it apart for parts, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Lockheed. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the feds come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of FBI. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Lockheed to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the F35

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Considering it is apparently a federal offense to tamper with aviation debris or accident scenes (assuming the plane looks intact) absolutely nothing, call local cops, they call AF.

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Oh boy, aren’t you the life of the party

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33 points

question why in the hell I am in South Carolina?

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That is a very good question. Next question please.

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You were visiting south of the border.

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Great BBQ. Those rednecks do NOT fuck around with a pork shoulder. Charleston has really great food. Also, the hunley museum is pretty cool.

Otherwise, it’s great if you also happen to be into book burning, or if you’re a completionist collecting STDs.

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Same, I live nowhere near the place

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