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In water, Hippopotamus. On land, Rhinoceros.

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In the air?

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A whale, or possibly a bowl of petunias

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I wish I could understand what went though the bowl of petunias’ mind when it thought ‘not again’ though…

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Depends who hits the ground second.

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Elephino!

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Hippos are crazy territorial, so my money would be on them. It’s hard to imagine a rhino losing the battle, but the pure unfiltered rage of a hippopotamus when you trespass his territory will frighten even the boldest of rhinos.

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Rhinos are territorial enough to try to fight elephants. They lose, but they try.

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Just made me think. Do the animals that win so much become smart because they’re the top, or do they become smart then hit the top of the food chain?

Always column a and b… but I can almost guarantee mammalian apex predators get smarter the higher they are on the food chain due to increased and varied food supplies. Giving it a better and stronger reinforcement mechanism for increased intelligence…

Neat.

Ants, bees, humans, orcas, wolves, elephants, birbs…

I suppose the key is making sure to have pack behavior too. Loners like Crocs, great whites, etc too good to need to adapt plus aren’t social.

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My money is on hippo every day of the week. You’d have to find a freak specimen of a rhino to compete with even an average hippo.

Rhino weight range: 1,320 - 2,090 pounds

Hippo weight range: 2,900 - 4,000 pounds

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Maybe I’m missing something, but I’m seeing in my googling that MOST rhino species are more massive than hippos.

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It varies depending on rhino species but rhinos are generally larger.

Largest land mammals are elephant > rhino > hippo.

White rhinos are often over 3,500kg.

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Huh. I guess I thought rhinos were bigger. Well I bet one could take on a pygmy hippo!

weigh 180–275 kg (397–606 lb)

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Idk about rhinos but hippos can be pretty grumpy too

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Just watch TierZoo did you?

Are rhinos OP?

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Yes, actually. He seemed to think it wasn’t so clear cut, but everyone here has their money on the hippo

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I didnt know about this channel, but i found it an enjoyable watch. thanks for the tip!

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WOAA… elephants are way smarter than i thought!, pulled one up on rhino, without a sweat!

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I didn’t know that, but in that case i think there are 2 scenarios that are interesting - a matchup of the ones most capable of winning a fight, and a matchup of the most common ones.

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Noooo :(

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