This is why I take baths. If I’m gonna sit depressed in water for 2 hours, I’m gonna lay down and it’s gonna be quiet.

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the noise of showers are also somewhat relaxing though. they need to invent noisier baths

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22 points

Just splash about a bit till you get the right frequency.

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21 points

If you get it just right you can create standing waves

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Bath tubs are all too small for me to comfortably lay down in one :(

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yup. when I was a kid I was upset because I couldn’t lay down in the tub like my siblings and immerse (tall kid). told myself, when I adult, gonna get a nice big tub.

stayed in a few hotels with tubs large enough to immerse me, haha it’s nice but the hour it takes to fill the fucker and the way it cools down as it’s filling are pretty naff.

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“Water saving baths” are all so pointless because they’re too small for me to sit in without impaling myself on a faucet, they may as well not exist but they’re becoming the norm here. The rare treat of being in a house with an actually large-sized bath is lovely.

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6 points

God I need a bigger bath

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21 points

Four minutes?! I’m in trouble

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Four minutes does sound rough. I think I can work with 10…maybe 8 but anything less would barley feel worth it. Unless you are rationing water for environmental reasons (fair enough in that case)

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8 points

A little switch on the shower head that turns the water off while you don’t directly need it can bring the total water running time way down. It keeps the temp constant so you don’t have to fiddle with the knobs every time. Lathering, conditioner leaving in time, shaving, exfoliating, teeth brushing, they don’t need water constantly running.

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If you’re really concerned with water conservation, only turn the shower on when you need the water:

  • Step in, turn the water on to rinse/wet your body
  • Turn water off, apply shampoo
  • Turn water on to rinse off shampoo
  • Turn water off, apply conditioner
  • Turn water on to rinse off conditioner
  • You can probably wash your face without turning it off because that shit takes like a second
  • Turn water off, apply soap to your body (including genitals and anus)
  • Turn water on to rinse soap off
  • Turn water off, exit shower

It’s not at all relaxing, but it cleans your body and minimizes water usage.

Or, we could have built homes to conserve water in the first place by using grey water multiple times before using it to flush our toilets.

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12 points

I am forced to use too much water because it takes 3+ minutes for the water to heat up in my shitty apartment.

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7 points

That’s called a navy shower and I absolutely do this on days I wash my hair.

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10 points

washing your ass is praxis

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Our boy Washed Anus

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Or: Don’t live in a single family home, but use efficiency from modern apt. complexes. Those can also re-use gray water to some degree and have a much higher efficiency over building lifetime and inhibitor than single homes. You also need less material.

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If you’re going this far to save on water, you’ll probably be better not using conditioner at least.

I’d also normally say soaping your body is unnecessary, but with so little water it probably is needed.

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Growing up my dad went through a phase of wanting me to limit showers to 7 minutes and I’m still not sure whether it was to save money or prevent jerking it.

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10 points

Why not both

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