It’s wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.

Thank god it’s bolted down, otherwise some tourist might steal this valuable artifact.

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Oh, god. Someone probably would.

I’ve totally got that beat

Pfft, it’s not even one couric.