Anything I should know before going in? She has 4 or 5 decks, and says she isn’t good (the last person she taught to play beat her first game), but I’ve litearlly never played it before and just know it as “cool monster card game”

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this feels so T4T lmao, wish you luck!

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haha thanks!

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Dear magic players, you claim to hate landlords but you own lands?

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no, I *summon *lands

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you could have picked Lauren Boebert and you went with Marjorie Taylor Greene??

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YOU’RE TELLING ME I HAD A CHOICE?

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Boebert will give you a handie in the dark, while MTG will explain how trump is the actual messiah and COVID is a Chinese bioweapon but also not serious but also definitely not real.

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I’ve played since I was but a wee child so literally 30+ years off and on

You’re going to have to ask something specific or I’m going to infodump and nobody wants that

Edit:

anything I should know before going in?

You won’t understand the intricacies of the rules fully and that’s ok. Just do what the card says. If that’s not helping, look up the specific card on the gatherer website and it may have the exact interaction you’re wondering about

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Thanks! I’ll probably just hit you up if I have any questions after then. But, if you wanna info dump, I’m listening :)

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how much have you spent

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All of my income when i had a job and no rent at like 15 but honestly I haven’t bought cards in years. I play formats that allow me to just use my old cards. The packs are too expensive these days

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Ruining my date by starting a struggle session over the timing of instants versus interrupts while insisting that everything released after Antiquities is revisionism

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I’ll be dead and cold in the ground before I acknowledge the existence of Urza!

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pssst this isn’t to you, corgi, but the other mtg heads in the audience

you can print out insanely nice proxies for quite cheap (<$0.50 per card) using the methods and tools here

I’ve printed out multiple commander decks and a full vintage cube.

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Show up with 20 black lotuses, say you found them, and ask where her recycling bin is

Do not actually do this

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Ok cool, I’ll do that

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wait no

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