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This is exactly what I would do if I was stealing data legally from my users. Ignore it (except what I can make a quick buck on) and keep shoving asinine bs to them for no reward other than my fiscal bonuses.

Apple, fuck life different.

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This is basically the slippery slope fallacy in a picture.

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I’m not gonna do the math myself, but in terms of total screen size it’s probably pretty close to accurate.

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The iPhone Pro Max is a big boy

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I can fit 24 rows of apps ON MY DICK!

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72 points

Cute, they thought that it would only grow in one dimension while in reality it did in two.

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Why I prefer this prediction:

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Reality is disappointing.

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50 points

How have I never seen this lol

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19 points

It is a 13 year old meme!

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8 points

if you include the Vision Pro then the viewport has gotten even bigger than this

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24 points

They couldn’t predict that he wouldn’t be around any more by 2012.

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I guess people thought “the genius Steve Jobs” wouldn’t go a homeopathic route to treat his actually treatable pancreatic cancer

It’s so incredibly rare to have a treatable version of pancreatic cancer, normally it’s a guaranteed death sentence.

Also he got a liver transplant because having access to a private plane meant he could be on all the lists. Only bought him like another year though.

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5 points

2016: iFloor
2018: iPiazza
2020: iField
2022: iPrairie
2024: iVeldt

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The Iboard is just a touchscreen Mac.

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But it also shrank in a third.

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27 points

This is a really great illustration of how mere extrapolation can lead you to shitty conclusions.

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Perfection.

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There’s always an xkcd!

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