The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣
Do your best and your worst.
I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.
Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.
Drum roll please…
“I needed to empty my ass”.
I’m my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:
I’m going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
I’m answering nature’s call
I’m paying the judge.
My favorite term for pooping in nature when we go hiking was:
Planting a mine
Not really an answer to the question, but does anyone else think that the phrases “take a shit” and “give a shit” seem swapped? You say you’re gonna take a shit when you are giving one to the toilet, and you say you don’t give a shit when you are unwilling to take shit.
Taking a dump
Dropping a deuce
Drop a bomb (blow up this bathroom)
On the throne
Number two
Pinch a loaf
Release the kraken
Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
