100 points

Tell my wife I now have “fuck you money”, and then fuck her lots because she could quit her shitty stressful job and have energy again.

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D’aw, I wasn’t expecting something wholesome to be the first thing. Good job Lemmy

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I would buy as much land as I could. Build myself a reasonable house and a load of barns. I have always wanted to run a farm animal sanctuary that takes in abused and unwanted farm friends. Then I would spend the rest of my days laughing at goats and cows and chickens being derpy. That and maybe take a nice vacation to the beach once in a while.

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Why not just build your animal sanctuary next to a beach and laugh at derpy land and sea animals? :-)

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4 points

Holy cow we have the same childhood dream!

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35 points

Buy a nice home, upgrade it to my liking (CAT6 to all parts of it, solar panels/energy storage/network cabinet/make it watertight and safe for the next 50 years), buy a shitty looking van with a petrol powered pressure washer and indemnity insurance and spend my spare time going around cleaning paths and monuments etc. in my local area.

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12 points

I ran cat 6 through the house we moved into over winter. The box, the guys running the cable and patching the walls after was like $1,200…not exactly fuck you money and absolutely worth it.

Ran it to the office, basement TV and office, family room, kids rooms and wife office.

If you want to do it, it might be worth exploring rather than waiting to hit the lottery.

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A 1000’ box of cat6 was is I think $150 or so. A couple of those and a couple weekends of your time = profit. Plus it frees up your wifi for phones/tablets/laptops/etc.

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11 points

This post just makes me want to be friends with you lol

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3 points

I want him to adopt me. Dad?

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2 points

This is the best plan I’ve seen yet.

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34 points

2 chicks at the same time

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8 points

That’s it? If you had fuck you money you’d do two chicks at the same time?

I really hope I’m not the only one who read that in Lawrence’s voice.

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2 points

Why stop at 2?

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28 points

I only have 2 dicks :(

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12 points

Understandable, have a nice day.

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10 points

With “fuck you” money, you could purchase more dicks.

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1 point

Dude you can do that if you’re broke af just be hot and charming.

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34 points

Order a pizza, don’t want to make big decisions on an empty stomach

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4 points

Love it!

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