Basically title. I hate seeing alle the “yeah baby spread 'em”, “uugh I came to this” and the creator’s canned response to boost traffic to their onlyfans.
However, it feels weird not acknowledging a good post, especially in growing communities.
Just embrace the cringe.
I don’t know that there’s anything appropriate, I just go with cringe or try to make a stupid joke. Does anybody actually read porn comments? I’m not sure what else you can say? Serious critique of the lighting? Intellectual deconstruction of the porn’s intent? Cum-taste enhancement recipes? Comment on some feature in their bedroom/house/wherever?
We’re looking at pics of their nude bodies because it makes our genitals feel funny, the whole situation is just so absurdly ridiculous that nothing you say will be or not be appropriate. Though I guess complaining, insults, or implied violence is a general no-no.
Stop commenting and just whack and move on. Unless the poster specifically wants comments, in which case the usually give you a prompt.
I go with “nice” or a thumbs up. I don’t think it’s possible to comment on a porn post without being cringe. Sometimes you just gotta embrace the cringe.
My brain always wants to comment on something in the image completely unrelated to the purpose of the content for some reason and I never do because I feel like it might be a little rude? Don’t get me wrong I fully enjoy the main content of the image but sometimes people just have such interesting things in the background or on their person. Sometimes Im just tired of being horny and want to make a pun.
I comment like that as a joke most of the time, especially on some of these Instagram accounts where chicks are pulling their skirts up splaying their crotch at like a gas pump or some other weirdly public setting.
“Excuse me, ma’am, you’ve been here 20 min, are you going to fill your tank up or what? If you’re not getting gas, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”