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well my kindergarten teacher helped teach me how to read, that one was pretty significant

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Not in the curriculum, though a sister of a classmate actually fell while running with scissors. Permanently blind in one eye, and a lozenge as pupil. Indeed not something you forget easily.

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Stop, drop and roll.

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I’m glad no-one ever said anything about kitchen knives.

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Tell that to Running with scissors

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It’s also a (highly disturbing) memoir!

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And a great album by Weird Al!

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