cross-posted from: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/198063
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My wife and I would say hi when you moved in. Weβd exchange small talk and eventually the conversation would hit a lull and youβd excuse yourself to go - you know, move in. Iβd bring over cookies to greet you to the neighborhood. Youβd offer an awkward smile, eat one, and throw the rest away later.
Weβd exchange head nods or waves whenever one of us drives by. Occasionally, exchanging a βhey, nice weather huh?β when one if us passes by on a walk with the dog or just around the neighborhood.
The most interaction weβd have is when a tree branch falls on the fence during a winter storm. Iβd pick up a few repair quotes, and come over with an offer to share the cost. Depending on your personality and personal financial situation, youβd either agree to pay part or start arguing that i should pay it all because the tree was on my property - and eventually Iβd give up and pay for a bad neighbor fence.
If the former, weβd continue to have a friendly - if distant neighborly relationship. If the latter, weβd probably never interact again.
Porn fantasy version: Iβd be banging you every night
Actual version: Iβd think wow, sheβs cute, I bet guys hassle her all the time, Iβll just wave hello if we run into each other outside
Itβs fun to dream up sexy scenarios but healthy to keep aware of actual social standards, at least I think
Really appreciate your posting and engagement here!
If we were neighbors, I would be trying my best to make small talk, and think of something interesting to talk about with you when we see each other, while trying not to stare too much, but probably failing at times.
Iβd be trying hard to not get caught staring for too long and crossing my fingers you would be down at the pool every time I go.
Eh sorry, I run out of sugar β¦ could you give me some?