“Are you okay? This is the fifth time you went to the bathroom this session.”

Instead of “that won’t work” say “you can certainly try”

My favorite saying is that “you find no traps” ≠ “there are no traps.” Or more in line with this meme, “there’s probably a trap here somewhere but I’m not gonna tell you what the DC actually is.”

Say: “Interesting, why don’t you roll STAT and see?” Mean: “I have no idea, I’m improvising everything, why don’t you roll and we’ll see?”

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