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Plot twist. You get two left shoes or two right shoes. You have to buy a left one and a right one to get a working pair of shoes and end up with two pairs of the same shoes.

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I mean, that’s not too bad.

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For work boots, no. For fashion it would kinda suck.

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40 points

Elective limb amputations, probably.

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Libs hate these and insist on using woke, forward pointing guns. They want to make these more manly guns illegal and force us to buy their pathetic “aimable” guns. Check your local gunshop. They’ll insist they don’t even sell these and never heard of them. The NRA is in on it.

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Extremely large projects/organizations. Say, major infrastructure, or a large mercenary force or a network of nonprofit hospitals or something.

The real costs are in future maintenance, not up-front acquisition, so you really don’t want more than you need.

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Idk buy 1 subway line get one free sounds pretty dope to me.

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26 points

Vasectomy. Non-transferable.

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Though it is rare, vas deferens can heal afterwards, the process is called spontaneous recanalization or just recanalization…

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2 points

And people do reverse them sometimes

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I got a vasectomy two weeks ago. It still hurts and I’m kind of panicking now, thinking what if it stays like this for the rest of my life. So I need to call the doctor back soon to check what’s up, but I’ve been holding it off for fear that they’ll need to open me up again.

So yeah, can confirm. I’m worrying at this very moment that I’ll get a second one for free.

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Call and check with your doctor if it feels wrong, but it was a full month before I didn’t hurt just day to day, and another full month before sports were fully comfortable again.

Everyone is different, and I couldn’t tell you if it’s really normal or not, but it really does take a while for everything to go back to truly pain free.

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Thanks for these comments. I’m going in to get cut in a month, and knowing these expectations will help me understand what’s going on.

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Yup, sounds like the worst.

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