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I saw this tweet a while ago that was like “Piracy lore is crazy, there’s only like 2 people who know how to crack Denuvo. One of them is a psychotic transphobe who speaks like a JRPG villain, and the other only cracks football games”

I’m paraphrasing, but honestly it’s so accurate…

Edit: For anyone confused, here is a great writeup on the history of Denuvo cracking, and Empresses lunacy

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118 points

Only two people willing to crack denuvo games. And publicise their cracks.

Usually talent like that leads to well paying jobs, well paying jobs usually lead to wanting to not go to prison.

That doesn’t mean people don’t have the skill, it means they’re not willing to use it, when someone else is already taking the heat

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11 points

Is it actually illegal to crack Denuvo?

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Illegal? Probably not, so long as you were careful about not hosting any of their code/data

Would doing it publicly end with you getting buried in lawsuits? It might. Anyone can sue for any reason, and copyright holders love making examples of people

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77 points

You have to be crazy to crack denuvo, and Empress fits the bill

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49 points

Football manager uses a really old version of Denuvo too.

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Aside from balking at the audacity of using a platform for piracy as her own personal blog, the community was quick to knock her down a peg.

So I guess you read them all? The great thinkers? To verify how you are above and beyond their thinking? Do you understand how utterly arrogant this post makes you? I will tell you why. To put yourself above thinkers like Arthur Schopenhauer, Adam Smith, John Locke, Charles-Louis de Secondat, Immanuel Kant, Thomas Hobbes, Baruch Spinoza, Francisco de Vitoria, Friedrich Nietzsche and so many others. Human beings who have helped shape the foundation of the world we live in today. I am talking about the most basic of basic stuff we now take for granted like property, human rights, democratic governance and rule of law. Without these ideas and those who dedicated their lives to refine them, our world could not be like it is today.

This was a strong argument, but as someone else jokingly pointed out:

removed shut up, they pirated rdr2

Which, to be fair, Hobbes and Kant never did.

I’m fucking dead 😂

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that was a great read, i recommend it to everyone who sees this post

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24 points

Welp, that was a wild read. Thank you for sharing!

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and the other only cracks football games

I actually LOLd at this

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14 points

What a crazy fucking read. Thank you for posting that.

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This was a fantastic read, thank you for sharing!

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14 points

The other cracks football games? You mean like FIFA? Because I haven’t seen any cracks of those…

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35 points

Football manager.

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39 points

And only football manager

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6 points

who is this cracker? Asking for a friend…

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9 points

I knew about Empress, of course, because how could I not? But I’ve not been in the game piracy community for years, and I had no idea she was this… Unstable.

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psychotic transphobe who speaks like a JRPG villain

Crab Juice

only cracks football games

Mountain Dew

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6 points

Football as in FIFA?

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Football manager looks like

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That was a fantastic read, thx!

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3 points

That was one of the wildest things I read in a while

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2 points

Holy smokes. Got sucked into that one. So is she still the only one that can crack Denuvo? You mentioned 2, is the other not very active or something?

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Great read. Thanks 👍

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Both are based in their own charming ways

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Removed by mod
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25 points

Pretty insulting when you’re scared of something so normal that doesn’t affect you

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3 points

It’s very obvious ragebait, just don’t respond, it’s what they want.

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135 points

I miss mostly anonymous people cracking games without running around screaming from the rafters about gremlins in their modems stealing their breakfast bars. I can’t believe most if not all Denuvo releases are now only cracked by this person.

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27 points

shit, what happens when she kicks the bucket? maybe someone else will emerge but it’s been so long already, and they haven’t, so it could take years and years

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49 points

Demand is what causes Supply. Somewhere out there is someone with the skill to crack Denuvo, but no need to, because this lunatic is already doing it. And being the competition means being on empress’ radar, which is really something a sane person would not want.

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30 points

That’s wishful thinking.

She can only crack so many games, so the demand for the other games already stays without supply.

The scene was much bigger before denuvo, the supply obviously went down independently of the demand.

Also the demand/supply argument only makes sense where there is payment. There are starving people in the world who’s demand is not met bc the can’t pay while there are millions of facelifts administered to people who will pay large sums.

Denuvo has succeeded in imposing such a huge threshold onto cracking that from the talented people only the most driven stayed in the game. With no money in it you need to be driven by something else, usually ego. Even if there is a successor to empress chances are that is true for them as well.

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11 points

Nobody should be afraid of her insane ranting; she’s pathetic and could use some competition to refocus her ego.

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1 point

We wait until Denuvo gets patched out of a game. There are so many games to play, you can survive without playing Denuvo protected ones.

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117 points

you know whats sad - there are no denuvo crackers right now other than this psychopath bitch

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65 points

Is this what cracking Denuvo does to people?

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26 points

Crack’s certainly involved in all this.

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I heard there was this other one who’s in a healthy mental state but only agrees to crack football games

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144 points

The first part of your comment contradicts the second.

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15 points

Isn’t it specifically Football Manager games?

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41 points

I’m just going to assume if she disappears, at any point, that she is in rehab for meth. Lots of meth.

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36 points

Wait, so crackers don’t publish any documentation on cracking Denuvo? They just keep all the knowledge to themselves? Or is it just that nobody else wants to do it?

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they keep it to themselves to remain on top. empress also accepts donations, even going so far as to refuse to crack a game unless she receives a certain amount of money like $500.

she doesn’t release info because then she won’t be needed, and therefore won’t receive money for something that many crackers can do

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32 points

That’s crazy. Those people are no better than the companies that put DRM in their products then.

I wonder if we could do crowdfunding to pay someone to write and release the documentation? This way Denuvo cracking would be easy for any experienced cracker to learn.

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9 points

Well her argument is, if Denuvo knows how she does it, they will patch it and it the process becomes more suicidal that it already is.

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8 points

Can we blame them? When you invest so much time acquiring skill and knowledge at one point you gotta eat and sleep somewhere.

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That’s actually pretty strange. Person who is able to crack Denuvo should have superior hacking skills. Such skills obviously allow to work as information security specialist, and such job easily delivers salary of 5+ thousand of $ per month even to specialists who are not skilled enough to crack Denuvo. So Empress asks to sponsor her for the money that she could easily obtain in less than two working days. This makes no sence.

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Sounds like a smart tactic for a hat she wants

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21 points

Correct, they never published documentation, which has led us to this situation. The lack of “training” for newer crackers is something i even remember empress herself pointing out. There is some crackjng training centering around archaic drm like securom on spore. However cracking groups had gone more and more “closed source”.

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10 points

That’s a shame. I wonder what it would take to change that. I would really like to see Denuvo become useless some day.

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9 points

I believe the assumption is the Denuvo people would fix their workarounds quickly.

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3 points

Perhaps, but more people knowing how it works would help find new ones faster.

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8 points

She’s the only one to have cracked it.

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so much hate. why do you judge others before taking care of yourself? What’s the need of pointlessy insulting someone? /me shrugs

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Have you seen her SPECIAL MESSAGE that was attached to the crack of Hogwarts: Legacy? There’s an awful lot of hate there, too. What was the need to pointlessly insult an entire group of already marginalized people? Pointing out someone’s bigotry and disliking them for it is nowhere near as bad as spewing bigotry, but that might just be my opinion.

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Jesus, that’s a rough read. What a horrible person.

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11 points

Oh. Well damn. Nah, I’m with you on this one fuck her.

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The yin yang duality of day/night and hot/cold is so hilarious to me every time. You’re the greatest mind ever but you don’t know about the existence of twilight or room temperature?

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Familiar with Temple OS and its creator? There are super brilliant people that don’t fit in society and end up with vile views. I mostly feel bad for them.

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there´s something hilarious about her going on a transphobic tantrum and talking about how she supports jk rowling while giving a out a harry potter game for free making sure that rowling receives less money for it since she still gets payed in royalties(yeah I know she´s rich but it´s the irony of the situation for me)

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Not gonna get involved in a political conversation here but I still don’t see what warrants the hatred you and others spew on Empress, particularly when you do so because you deem awful the hate for a marginalized group. Kind of hypocritical to hate someone because they hate someone, isn’t it? If all you want is tolerance you should be the first to practice that and show tolerance for those who have different opinions on things.

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112 points

This is why I don’t trust her releases. God knows what she’ll put in them to try and get at her “enemies” during some psychotic episode.

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144 points

empress every few days:

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86 points

Don’t forget the: “I’m the greatest philosopher who ever lived” and “I use visions and astral-states to crack my games” parts

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If the second one is true, even in a subjective sense, I’m honestly just impressed. I mean, if it works, it works.

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32 points

She unironically needs to get help. I can’t imagine what she’s like IRL if she’s this unhinged over something so small in the grand scheme of things.

Gets denied a loan: shits on the loan approvers desk Gets fired: merks her boss

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“I’m the greatest philosopher who ever lived”

lmao. this reminds me of a dude on r/chemistry that was 19, first year uni dropout, a stalker, psychoanalysis enjoyer and face on dick pic poster, that claimed that he’s about to cure cancer and rabies by pulling some random molecule out of his ass and claiming it will definitely work. mind you, drug development takes years to decades for specialist teams with med chemists, biologists and so on in the loop, who know what they are doing and have 10s to 100s of millions in funding, at minimum. then he tried to get to this molecule in his homelab, while not using any PPE, with history of him getting poisoned by allyl bromide and uranium previously (the latter by licking some mineral), damaging some of his living room with acids, and later giving up after three or four steps in, all while asking really basic questions that he would know answer to if he bothered to go through first organic chemistry lab at uni (usually at 2nd year). so, you see, he focused on the easiest part, the one that can be subcontracted to CRO. he got sitewide ban after calling for genocide of everyone who doesn’t recognize his genius, because obviously it’s close minded professors who are in conspiracy to suppress him

then two weeks ago he made another account, still going about his bs “miracle cure”, doxxing himself in drivel filled medium post before presumably giving up chemistry and focusing on psychoanalysis. i guess frequent breaks from reality won’t bother him anymore

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Well, astral projection is real, though I don’t know the validity in using it to crack computer games

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Nekoarc is a sane individual in comparison.

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I’m torn between this and thinking she wouldn’t want to risk the hit to her reputation.

FitGirl refused to repackage her content out of similar fears, though I’m sure the thought alone of FG getting to make a “told you so” post drives enough rage in her to ensure it likely wouldn’t happen.

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It was kind of funny the first few times, now I just kind of cringe at her whenever she has one of these meltdowns.

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Genius and insanity are close bedfellows.

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She’s a damn moron, the people with the minutest of peabrains are oftentimes the loudest about how “smart” they think they are.

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When they’re too close the person usually doesn’t make it beyond around 32 yo…

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Quite often only 27.

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