Idk what you mean by “poop post”, but you reminded me of a story my grandma told me about when she was a little girl. She’s from Cuba, and her parents would sometimes take her to visit some distant relatives which were basically mountain people. Like, straight up neanderthal living-in-the-wilderness type stuff.

She said that they had a “poop stick”, which was like a tree branch they would use to wipe their ass after shitting. It was a community thing too, like a public toilet. Everyone in the village would share it, just rub their shitty ass on it after crapping into (I assume) a hole in the ground.

My grandma also likes to make things up to be funny, so idk how true that is.

It went something like:

- You had never seen me without it, right?

- No, you look older

(Brief awkward silence)

- I feared you would say that

- (freezes)

Then she told me she is insecure about that, I think she is actually like 3 years older than most of her classmates and some mock her because of that.

I didn’t think she was ugly, to me I was just pointing something out, and only realized I probably insulted her until days later. And I’m pretty sure I said more stupid things, if you want i‘ll try to remember.

Also, if something reads weird, my native language is not english.

Visibly and audibly throw up in your mouth after she removes the mask.

Probably something along the lines of “you look better with the mask on!”

i concur. i too wanna know.

Unfortunately not on the first date… No.